If Satan/Allah tells you there's a party-hardy downstairs, great fun, loads of sex, drugs and booze and whores, why is he called the LIAR, America? Apart from Jesus the Christ, allah you devil worshippers have no hope: you'll see what I mean shortly...
After about 2 or 3 seconds,
you won't feeel so happy, son,
as you fall to the center of the earth:
no water, no life, no hope. Hell.
Most prooo'bly cuzz he LIED.
THIS IS ONLY A TEST which Almighty God has produced to see if we mortals have the kohoneys.
Jesus, I trust in You